Chapter 155: Smack, Smack

"Come on, Brother Jiang Yun, let's go first!" Zheng Ling said, acting like a big sister.

"Alright!" Jiang Yun stood up.

"Fengwan?"

"Huh?" Wang Fengwan was momentarily stunned.

"You're coming too!"

"Okay!"

And so, Wang Fengwan, Jiang Yun, and Zheng Ling walked onto the stage.

Shen Lang shouted, "Let's welcome our foreign friends to the stage!"

"Oh no!"

"Hahaha!"

"Honk, honk, honk!"

The audience burst into laughter that sounded like geese honking.

A blonde, blue-eyed woman walked onto the stage. "Hello everyone, my name is Wang Hua!"

"Let's welcome Wang Hua!"

"Clap, clap, clap!" The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"Wang Hua, please stand in the second position!"

Wang Hua waved to the crowd.

"Please welcome our second foreign friend!"

A young black man walked onto the stage and waved at the audience. "Hello everyone, my name is Li Lei!"

"Welcome Li Lei! Please stand in the fourth position!"

"Clap, clap, clap!" The audience applauded warmly.

"Have you three decided on your order?" Shen Lang asked.

"Yes, we have," the three replied.

"Jiang Yun is first, I'm third, and Fengwan is last!" Zheng Ling said.

"Great, everyone to your positions!"

Jiang Yun took the first spot, Zheng Ling the third, and Wang Fengwan the fifth. Wang Fengwan would be the one to reveal the final answer.

"Please put on your headphones!"

They donned their headphones, and Wang Fengwan began humming along to the music.

In the guest seating area, Shen Luo pointed at Wang Fengwan: "Look, Fengwan is so into it!"

Li Mengya rolled her eyes; Wang Fengwan looked absolutely ridiculous!

Jiang Yun stood in the first position.

"The first video begins now!"

Jiang Yun watched intently.

In the video, a man pointed to the middle cup among three arranged from small, medium, to large, telling the waiter he wanted a medium latte.

The waiter corrected him seriously: "I'm sorry, sir, that is a large."

He then pointed to the smallest one: "This is the medium."

The man replied: "Aren't these three cups small, medium, and large? I want this medium one."

The waiter insisted: "I'm sorry, sir, this is a medium, that is a large, and that is an extra-large."

The man said: "I don't care what you call them, I just want the medium one of these three cups!"

The waiter repeated: "I'm sorry, sir, this is a medium, that is a large..."

The man stared blankly at the waiter for a moment, then suddenly slapped himself twice.

"Hahaha!"

"Honk, honk, honk!"

The guests and the audience erupted in laughter.

"Phew," Jiang Yun exhaled, organizing his thoughts.

"Are you ready?"

"Okay!" Jiang Yun made an 'OK' sign.

The partition next to Jiang Yun slowly opened, and Wang Hua looked stunned.

Jiang Yun signaled for her to take off her headphones.

Wang Hua removed them.

Jiang Yun began his narrative.

"A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

"A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!" Wang Hua repeated.

"Hmm!"

"Hmm!"

"No, there is no 'hmm'!"

"Hmm, no 'hmm'!"

From the guest seats, Shen Luo shouted: "Jiang Yun, stop correcting her! Just say your lines, we're running out of time!"

Jiang Yun started: "Sir, this is a medium, this is a large, and this is an extra-large!"

"Sir, this is a medium, this is a large, and this is an extra-large!" Wang Hua repeated.

"Hmm!"

"Hmm!"

"No, there is no 'hmm'!"

"Hahaha!"

"Honk, honk, honk!"

The two teams, Douma and Douhun, were laughing uncontrollably.

Jiang Yun acted out both roles, performing vividly: "I don't care what you call them, I want the middle cup of these three!"

Jiang Yun switched his tone: "I'm sorry, sir, this is a medium, this is a large..."

Jiang Yun slapped his own face twice: "And then, slap slap!"

Wang Hua was stunned for a moment, then mimicked Jiang Yun and slapped herself twice: "Slap slap!"

Jiang Yun put his hands on his hips, bobbing his head: "Hmm! Great performance, go wreak havoc on the next person!"

"Honk, honk, honk!"

Yang Mi found the punchline inexplicably funny and joined in the goose-like laughter: "Go wreak havoc on the next person!"

Wang Hua's partition closed, and the one separating her from Zheng Ling opened.

Wang Hua tried to gather her thoughts.

"A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

"A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

Wang Hua suddenly forgot the rest.

Zheng Ling leaned against the partition, preventing it from closing: "Hurry up, come on!"

Wang Hua thought for a moment: "And then, slap slap!"

"Slap slap?" Zheng Ling looked bewildered.

Jiang Yun stood by, rolling his eyes in frustration.

"Zheng Ling, time's up, next!" Shen Lang reminded them.

Zheng Ling looked at Li Lei, signaling him to take off his headphones.

Li Lei complied.

Zheng Ling began her performance: "A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

"A sheep goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

"Not a sheep! A man!"

"Sheep!"

"A man! It's a man!"

"Sheep?"

"Oh my god, just kill me!" Zheng Ling wailed.

"Oh my god, just kill me!"

"Hehehe!" Everyone burst into laughter.

"Sheep? That killed me!" Yang Mi laughed from the guest chairs.

"This handsome guy, the final 'Oh my god' was spot on!"

"Cough, cough, cough!" Jiang Yun couldn't help but chuckle.

"Look, even Jiang Yun is laughing!"

Wang Fengwan took off her headphones and looked around at everyone laughing, looking completely lost: "What happened?"

"Hey, hey?" Li Lei tugged at Wang Fengwan's shoulder.

Wang Fengwan looked at Li Lei with curiosity: "What is it? Hurry up!"

"There is a sheep!"

"A sheep?" Wang Fengwan frowned.

"Goes to a cafe!"

"A sheep goes to a cafe? It's a person, right?"

"Whoa! Fengwan's brain is working!" everyone exclaimed.

"Yes, yes, yes, a sheep!"

The guy had an accent, so Wang Fengwan decided to ignore it: "A person goes to a cafe, and then what?"

"Then, slap slap!" Li Lei slapped his own face twice.

"Slap slap?" Wang Fengwan mimicked Li Lei's movements.

"Buzz! Time is up!" Shen Lang announced.

Everyone gathered together.

"Let's thank our two foreign friends; you may head back to rest!"

"Alright!" The two foreign guests left.

"Fengwan, please give us your answer!" Shen Lang said.

"This..." Wang Fengwan hesitated.

She looked at Jiang Yun, who stood with his hands on his hips, looking as if to say, 'Don't ask me, I have no idea either.'

"Fengwan, use your imagination and guess as best as you can!"

Wang Fengwan thought for a moment, then suddenly had an epiphany: "Is it like this?"

"A man goes to a cafe to order coffee!"

"Then, this is a medium, this is a large, and this is an extra-large!"

"Whoa!" The crowd gasped, looking at Wang Fengwan in amazement.

Jiang Yun stood with his hands on his hips, momentarily stunned. He hadn't expected Wang Fengwan to pull the narrative—which had gone eight hundred miles off track—back to reality.

Wang Fengwan became more enthusiastic: "Ah, I don't want a large, I just want a medium! I don't care what you call them, I just want the medium one!"

"Whoa!"

"Clap, clap, clap!" The audience applauded passionately.

Wang Fengwan stopped: "I'm done! Am I right?"

Shen Lang said: "Our Fengwan is incredible! She pulled this story right back onto the rails!"

"Congratulations to the 'Douma' team, you got twenty words correct!"

"Whoa!" The Douma family cheered.