Chapter 140: Go Debate the History Teacher!

My Little Sister, Luo Tianyi Innocent Little Angel 2393 words 2026-03-27 01:42:24

On the screen, as the camera angle shifted, the background music suddenly kicked in...

"China... five thousand years of history, history... is always changing,
Yet we fail to see, the truth is... time itself is deceiving us!
Actually, all the emperors, they... are all... just alt accounts of Tang Guoqiang, damn it, would you believe that?
Why do Primeval Lord of Heaven and the Jade Emperor look identical?
King Goujian of Yue, why are you so much like Duke Zhuang of Zheng?
First Emperor of Qin, Emperor Xuan of Han—aren't they the same person?
Could they all just be NPC clones?"

Every time a historical figure was mentioned in the video, a corresponding picture popped up on the screen, and no matter the character, the actor portraying them was invariably Tang Guoqiang. In fact, some viewers already knew this, but truly no one had ever thought about it this way.

Hearing it brought up like this in the video, upon a second thought, it really did seem to be the case.

[Well, clear logic, well-reasoned and evidence-backed. The uploader is truly a divine being!]
[I possess three thousand avatars!]
[Believe it or not, I believe it anyway!]
[I believe, I believe, okay?!]
[I feel like I've uncovered the truth of history!]
......

Not long after the video began, fans watching started bantering in the comments. Although they knew the uploader was just bullshitting, they inexplicably had the feeling of, "The uploader makes so much sense, I'm actually speechless!"

Who would have thought that up-tempo rhythm-remix videos could be played this way? Viewers who had originally been worried that the deity Angel was just resting on his laurels all breathed a sigh of relief, glad they hadn't acted rashly.

Otherwise, it would have been a straight-up face-slapping moment!

The video continued, and the perspective on screen instantly shifted to the Führer. Although Luo Chen hadn't made a standalone video for the Führer yet, he had been mentioned quite a bit in the All-Star series. Some people had even specifically watched *Downfall* for this reason, so they weren't completely unfamiliar with him.

However, the Führer shouldn't have anything to do with this comedic remix video, right?

Just as some viewers were wondering in the comments whether the Führer might also be played by Tang Guoqiang, the Führer began to speak—not in German, but in pitch-shifted Chinese.

"Dropping the pen feels so tiring, so boring till my eyes went dark before H.B... A mysterious person got me drunk!
I heard someone laughing, woke up, and having watched TV series, a guy like me has seen...
He is Zhuge Kongming... and Tuoba Tao seems right, but why are Emperor Taizong and Emperor Xuanzong of Tang also here?
Perhaps I am in Genghis Khan's tribe?
Could it be that all of them have been resurrected?"

[The Führer's Mandarin is Level Ten!]
[The Führer's history score is perfect!]
[Ding... Your friend "Sense of Discomfort" has gone offline!]
[Did you really think our Great Führer doesn't browse Bilibili?]
......

The Führer's words undoubtedly triggered another wave of climax. The viewers never expected the uploader to remix the Führer in such a hilarious way, and the best part was that it happened to match the Führer's every movement on screen—especially when Tang Guoqiang appeared, with his hands trembling as he adjusted his glasses, making it look unbelievably authentic.

Following the Führer came Wang Lang. Naturally, the lines Wang Lang spoke were ones everyone knew by heart, but listening to them now, the meaning behind the words underwent a massive transformation.

"My Ancestor Wu Emperor swept across the six realms, conquered the eight wildernesses, won the devotion of ten thousand clans, and commanded the reverence of all directions. This was not secured through sheer power and authority, but was truly the mandate of heaven!"

Seeing Wang Lang earnestly using righteousness to persuade Zhuge Kongming on screen, the viewers in front of their screens couldn't stop laughing. After all, according to the uploader's logic, wasn't Ancestor Wu Emperor also played by Tang Guoqiang?

Holy crap, who would have thought Angel the deity would leave such subtle foreshadowing in a remix video!

[Master Wang Minister ranted and raved for ages, yet didn't know Wu Emperor was Zhuge Liang!]
[Only now do I realize that back then, Wang Lang was actually praising the Prime Minister!]
[Never saw that coming... Truly the mandate of heaven!]
[Haha... No wonder Minister Wang was scared to death at the start~]
......

Zhang Xing, who had been watching for a long time, was also having a blast. As expected, a master is a master. He truly hadn't expected that the Three Kingdoms series, which everyone thought had already been mined dry of all its comedic potential, still held so many entertaining angles. Just by pairing everything with the Prime Minister's actor, Tang Guoqiang, one could produce a laugh-out-loud remix masterpiece.

After laughing for a moment, Zhang Xing frowned and grew troubled. The uniqueness of this video was simply too high; it was hard to copy—ah, no, it should be hard to draw inspiration from.

At best, it could only serve as a single running gag, offering little practical help to him. However, Zhang Xing also knew he had no reason to expect the deity Angel to help him; being provided with the materials for the remix all-star series was already good enough, so he didn't dwell on it too much.

During the brief moment Zhang Xing was distracted, the fifth remix star made his entrance: the Cantonese-misheard youth Yifeng, whose opening lines were as stunning as ever:

"Why are Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Yunwen not in the Ming Dynasty, instead bringing Zhu Di and Zhu Houcong to invade our Great Heavenly Empire?
Nurhaci and Yongzheng, stop coming here to cause trouble, okay?
What the hell kind of situation is this?"

With Yifeng youth's misheard Cantonese rhythm, the background music instantly reached its absolute climax, and the final person to appear was none other than Tang Guoqiang.

"I am Tang Guoqiang! I am also Zhuge Liang!
It's all the same wherever I go, no matter the dynasty, I am the strongest!
......"

[Well said! As Tang Guoqiang is strong, so is the country!]
[So this is why Zhuge Liang is so strong?]
[You didn't die in vain, Zhou Yu!]
[No words, I'm going to argue with my history teacher!]
[Don't run, upstairs, take me with you...]
[Poor child, go well and don't look back!]
......

The barrage comments were absolute chaos, with people posting unceasingly every second. Zhang Xing looked on with envy; just the volume of comments for a single day here was probably more than what he got in an entire month. With this kind of popularity, he wondered if he would ever reach it in his lifetime.

The short video of just a few minutes quickly passed in joy. Although it wasn't enough and everyone felt the urge to watch it a few times more, no one manually skipped the progress bar; instead, they quietly waited for the video to end.

Everyone knew that the deity Angel liked to place easter eggs at the very end of his videos—it could be a single line, a piece of news, an amazing ending theme, or an update announcement.

Consequently, Luo Chen's fans had a strange habit of rarely manually adjusting the progress bar, just to avoid missing any easter eggs. Of course, this was also because the quality of the videos was genuinely top-notch, with every single detail offering something worth watching, so even repeated viewings never felt tedious.

And this time was naturally no exception. After the background music stopped at the end of the video, a dozen seconds remained, which were precisely the easter egg for this video...